Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Training Camp Haiku

Pigskin soars above
the vines, a bomb about to
drop on the doubters.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say let Jerry Porter rot away on the bench, or keep him on the team but deactivate him.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2006/07/26/SPG6RK5L0N1.DTL

Trade in your 8 minute abs video for a pair of tweezers. The Oakland bench has plenty of slivers.

This guy doesn't care about this team, this organization, or the fans who pay money to watch you play (with the expectation that when you step on the field you are actually committed to playing football at your highest level).

What a mistake it was to give this guy a new contract before last season.

RT called it....time for Gabriel and Porter to step up.

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, I meant Gabriel and Curry to step up.

Porter pissed me off and I can't put the pen to paper.

10:02 AM  
Blogger Raider Take said...

Anonymous, I saw that article, and I hear you.

I'm working on a take that touches on this subject.

The earlier rumblings of Porter's selfishness have become a full-blown earthquake. Too bad he got that signing bonus.

10:09 AM  
Blogger TheFreakingPope said...

Agreed. This guy is a rotten apple. The upside. If we can't get rid of him, he can sit his chiseled a** on the bench as a very expensive warning.

"Those guys sitting next to him, just this side of the coaching staff, want in this game. We can always make room for you next to Jerry and give the young guy his shot at glory."

11:03 AM  
Blogger The Analyzer said...

I wish I had a little poetic talent but I don't. It's fun reading anyways!

1:27 PM  
Blogger Stick'em said...

Haiku for you know who:

Jerry Porter, who
the f' do you think you are?
Time to deport 'em

2:23 PM  

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