Sunday, November 19, 2006

Haiku: Raiders 13 / Chiefs 17

Aaron leaps, jukes and
jives…So close. Oh no! Again
we die in Kansas.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

why don't you and your stupid haiku go drop dead!

9:16 AM  
Blogger Raider Take said...

Haiku assassin, why
do you violently protest
my Raiders art form?

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raider Nate's response to Anon Haiku

Don't worry RT
He lacks one thing you have

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kansas City is in Missouri...

2:46 PM  
Blogger Raider Take said...

I am aware of that, but the syllable laws of haiku demanded that I use two syllables at that point, and therefore I sacrificed geographic precision in favor of artistic license. I guess I could have used "K.C." but I like the abbreviation Kansas (from Kansas City), as it captures the Oz-like flavor of our recent games at Arrowhead.

3:07 PM  
Blogger PantyRaider said...

Hay annous:
Where did you study Geog???/__....KC, Kansas is West of the river....KC, Misouri is East of the river.....Can you figure out the name of the river??? There are 3 "bottoms" in KC, which one has the stadium???...My terminal was on East Dst, and the Stadium was on the other side of that "Bottom"...Go somewhere first before you start "TalkinShit" Annous...

"KC" be in da "Bottom"
Annous be Geo-Scrodum
Head-up Thy smelly Rectom
He be "ChickenChoakin"
Yo he be "AnalPoken"
"GayBay" we'nee Stroken

10:43 PM  

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