Friday, January 20, 2006

Gear of The Week

You were up all night, burning the midnight oil, surfing the internet for insider gossip that will help you make an informed choice between Ken Whisenhunt, Ron Rivera and Maurice Carthon. Then, after three hours of sleep (filled with beautiful visions of the next Jon Gruden and nightmares of the next Joe Bugel), you are rudely awakened by the rising sun. Friend, what you need is a cup of coffee. Not just any ol’ coffee, but Jim’s java. Jim Otto, that is.

Thus, because neither man nor woman can live on beer alone, I am selecting Jim Otto’s Special Blend Whole Bean Coffee as my Gear of The Week (special thanks to Stick ‘Em for tipping me off to this product). I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m still recommending it, because I know it’s good, because it is specially blended by Mr. 00 himself. At $12.99 for a pound, it’s not a bad deal, either. You know you need it. You know you need to elevate your commitment to caffeine.

Jim, if you're out there, I have some ideas for other blends: Al's Piedmont House Blend, Frenchy Fuqua Roast, Sea of Hands Selection and Ray Guy's Kick Starter.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to the label, the coffee is "for exclusive Raider fans." It's for Raider fans who are exclusive, as opposed to being exclusively for Raider fans? What is an exclusive fan?

I would like to place my order for a pound of the Ray Guy kick starter. The Sea Bass kick starter probably has some GHB in it ...

Avoid the Norv Turner blend. It's decaf.

5:05 AM  
Blogger Doobie said...

Don't forget the Daryle Lamonmocha or the Matuszak Hotelnut.

6:13 PM  

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